You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it.
please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut
That’s how you know you love someone, I guess, when you can’t experience anything without wishing the other person were there to see it, too.
this is literally the most beautiful love story my god
i aspire to have this marriage
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
can we just like fast forward through the entire month of september i want it to be october already
I’ll wake you up when September ends.
FUCK THIS JOKE I’VE BEEN HEARD IT EVERY SINGLE SEPTEMBER FUCK GREEN DAY FOR MAKING THE SONG
there needs to be a month between august and september
son i have news for you