José N. Harris
Everything you love is here
Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart.
It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that.
when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are
If someone doesn’t like me then I’m just like ok what demon is possessing u soul and filling your brain with evil hateration thoughts ? Such a character flaw
one time when i was seven i woke up early to put the left over waffle batter in the waffle iron and i tried cooking it but it just started smelling bad and started melting and i was like what???? and my parents came down stairs and were like what is that smell??? and i said im making waffles the batter was in the fridge and they were like thats mayonnaise
Why is there no Men In Black fandom what the fuck is wrong with the world
I’m starting a Men In Black fandom right now.
This is happening.
There’s always been a Men In Black fandom
you just don’t remember them
one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.
stay home from school. save your own life.